Manscaping
& why men should consider taming the Yeti rug
Manscaping
Manscaping
“Men now spend twice as long on manscaping (hair removal) then women and also spend more money on it, with over half removing leg hair, groin, chest and back hair and nearly as many grooming their eyebrows on a weekly basis.”
Some men will just say, “Manscaping, that’s not for me” but I say, like so many women, “it’s more of a turn on when men groom a little.”
What women think about Manscaping
I have been researching this for a number of weeks now and it seem that more than 90% of women prefer their man to be neat and tidy and definitely manscaped below the waistline. This doesn’t necessarily mean bald it means tidy.
Let’s break it down and unravel a woman’s logic for men, so they will understand that manscaping is a must below the waist!
- fingers can become tangled in a Yeti’s rug.
- A man’s Crown Jewels should be the longest thing in his underpants not his Yeti hairs.
- It’s nice to see what’s on the menu and not wrapped up .
- The last thing a women want’s is to spend time playing tonsil tennis with a Yeti hair.
- Flossing with a Yeti hair isn’t much fun and kills the mood.
- Then theirs hygiene, a fair amount of men are a little lacks in this area and the last thing a lady wants to find, when she decides to go south, is a cluster of planets from where a Yeti’s debris resides – hopefully I don’t need to spell that one out.
Are you reaching for the scissor or razor yet?
The art of manscaping
With nipples to navigate and your Crown jewels to protect, manscaping needs to be carried out with care, time and precision. A man has to be armed with the correct tools for the job when tackling his Yeti hairs. So, here’s a little help in body hair removal/shaping to get those sexy bodies of yours into the daylight and from under your Yeti rugs.
There are several ways to remove unwanted body hair. Some straight-forward; some painfully eye-watering. Below are your best options.
Scissors
We all have these somewhere in our homes so, if your Yeti rug just needs a trim then these are perfect for the job. If your crown jewels needs a little maintenance, then again, trimming with scissors is the way to go. (a little growth on you apron can be more sexy than a plucked chicken).
Waxing
Waxing rips hairs out from the root and offers longer lasting results than shaving (you’ll be reasonably hair-free for around four weeks). Because hairs grow back with fine ends there’s less chance of itchiness and irritation. It has been known that some men have been reduced to tears through back waxing.
Sugaring
This is an ancient hair removal technique using a sugar paste to remove hairs. Sugaring is perfect for larger areas and is similar to waxing but less painful.
Plucking
Tweezing of individual hairs with tweezers. Plucking is great for a stranded Yeti hair but not really a good idea around your crown jewels.
Shaving
Fast, simple and inexpensive, shaving is probably the easiest way to remove the Yeti rug. But, as with shaving your face, you run the risk of razor burn, nicks and ingrown hairs. If you decide this is your chosen method take care not to damage your crown jewels as careful precision will be needed.
Depilatory Creams
Effective and simple to use (apply, leave on for a few minutes and wash off) depilatory creams contain chemicals that weaken hairs at the root so they just rinse away, leaving skin feeling smooth. Veet claim their depilation creams result in up to 80% fewer ingrown hairs. They’re especially useful for chests, backs, shoulders and legs but do not use on your crown jewels as the Yeti will become wild and speak in a high voice.
Body Groomers
Body grooming tool, every Yeti should own one. Easy to use, trimmers give total control over how much hair you remove, get the job done in a matter of minutes and rarely cause nicks, cuts or irritation. (not every women prefers a hairless Yeti)
Laser Hair Removal
The best option for long-term hair removal and manscaping, this treatment is especially good for problem areas like the back and shoulders. Seek a professional for the best results., it’s the most expensive and time consuming option and you’ll need several sessions to get the job done. Although treatments will permanently reduce the number of hairs, but they don’t stop regrowth altogether.
Epilators
Using an epilator is a bit like having your unwanted Yeti hairs being plucked by removing them from the root en masse (ouch) As with waxing, results last around a month. Women have been using handheld epilators for legs and armpits for years sadly they have never taken off with men. Probably because, like waxing, epilation isn’t entirely painless.
Why should men manscape and what are the benefits?
The benefits of manscaping are huge:
- Feel cleaner
- More confident
- Sexier
- Ladies love it when a man takes care of themselves
- You will see muscle definition as you workout and exercise. More than 60% of men who visit the gym now regularly remove all or trim their chest hair.
- Spillage is easier to clean up
- Smell cleaner
- More oral encounters
Here’s a link for the Phillips male body groomers, there’s a few to choose from so, you should find one to suit and they seem to be leading the way with good reviews
The Series 5000 is designed to power through hair, without compromise on skin comfort. Whether on the chest or hard-to-reach areas like the back, you can shave with the skin comfort system or trim using the 3-, 5- or 7-mm-length combs.
The ultimate all-in-one solution, the Series 7000 features an integrated trimmer on one side and a skin-friendly contour system on the other, for a comfortable and convenient trim or shave, anywhere below the neck
Here is a link for a manscaping salon in Ipswich offering a wide range of treatments in Ipswich with good reviews
Did you have a few laughs? I hope so… it’s always good to laugh! But on a serious note and do keep in mind, if your choosing to remove all your body hair, just make sure your partner isn’t turned off by a hairless body – not all women like a man’s body to be completely hairless just groomed.
Just for fun!
As always, take care of you and yours
Sue x
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