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What’s this page all about? You might ask…

I thought it might be fun and interesting to share a few things with you about the trials and tribulations of being a female Masseuse for a number of years, it could be a funny or sad story, a quote, maybe a serious note, something factual. I might write something from before I became a masseuse, after all, I have had a very colorful life lol or simply just to say hello!

Occasionally there will be guest writers offering a story here and there or just a cheeky poem to through in the mix. All in all I hope you find this page fun and a pleasure to read.

Maybe you my lovely readers have a story or two to tell? whether it’s good, bad, sad or funny, I would love to hear from you. Send your copy to contact@femalemasseuse.co.uk To be published on this page. Please, no bad language and all identifying remarks must be changed.

Femalemasseuse.co.uk reserves the right to alter your sent copy before it’s posted here.

Happy reading and all your comments are welcome!


Smart Meters


Morning


Halloween 2020


Masturbation


Music


Quote…


Obscure Pictures


Monday Morning


Urethral Sounding


Monday Morning


Funny Commercials


Third Wednesday


Quote


Sexy Quiz Answers


Sexy Quiz


Picture for you


Music


Autumn


Diary Dates


Music


Invitation


Good Morning


Flies


Good Morning


Funny’s


Quote


Funny


Dear John


Quiz


Body Parts


Quote


Calling me


Peekaboo


Quote


Go West


Music vids


Update


Guess Who?


Quote


Quiz (1)


Funny


VIP Login


Knickers


Funny


Maca


BBQ Tips


Top Tips


Quote…


Questions


Teaser


Funny’s


Quote


I’m Funny


Floor Show


Music


Good Friday


Quote…


Funny Video


Funny’s


“Water”


Mothers Day


Covid-19


Quote 5


Round Robin


Leap year


Did you Know?


Dita Von Teese


Third Wednesday


Newmarket Nights


Quote…


Manscaping


Loosing a baby


Dogging


Fact


Funny video


Coronavirus


Feeling stupid


Funny


Funny


Lunchtime menu


Did you Know?


Back to Work


Xmas Flash Promo


Funny Video


Funny


Today’s Quote


Gentle Reminder


Cheeky Pics


One night stand


Don’t forget!


Brexit


Quote


WANTED


Agony Post


Agony Post


Advice Please


Special Offer


Agony post


Agony post


Bonfire night


People


“Vexed”


Fantasies


Clocks change


Quote 2


NEWS


Ladies V-JJ


Halloween Pics


Music


Helping hand


Blackout Party


quote


Funny


Competition

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