Did you Know?

Did you Know?

Did you Know?

Did you know?


Good morning,

What a horribly wet day it is and apparently for most of the week but, it’s good for our gardens. Come on sun we need you back soon!

Here are a few “Did you Knows” to stimulate your brain and get you thinking this morning, they just might surprise you…

Did you know –

The average person has sex 103 times per year, thats nearly twice a week

Canadians say “sorry” so much that The Apology Act was passed in 2009, declaring that an apology can’t be used as evidence of admission of guilt.

37% of men fantasise more about money than sex.  According to Indiana University’s Centre for Sexual Health Promotion.

The organ didn’t begin making its way into churches until approximately 900 AD. Many people today associate organs with a church setting; however, during the 1100 years before the organ was used in church, it was played at banquets, games and circuses.

Before the invention of colour  TV, 75% said they dreamed in black and white. Today, only 12% do.

Typically, intercourse last between 100 to 500 thrusts according to a report in the journal Royal Society Open Science.

The term ‘fetish’ came from the Portuguese word ‘feitico’ which means ‘charm’ or ‘sorcery.’In Western culture, the most popular fetishes are the feet and shoes.

34 Is the number of times per day a women fantasises about sex during her workday.

The creature that kills the most people every year isn’t snakes, sharks, or even other humans — it’s the mosquito.

Adults over the age of 40 have the lowest rates of condom use according to a national survey

A man’s body odour is a turn on for women. It’s logically a good idea to get it on once your man is back from the gym and has taken his shower.

 It’s illegal to own just one guinea pig in Switzerland because they get lonely.

If you ever feel small and insignificant, just remember that you have the ability to dominate the human genome* given the chance (*if you are a fertile male, sorry ladies).

The average male can produce enough sperm to fertilise every woman on the planet in just two weeks so gent’s, don’t ever feel small and insignificant.

Lego is the largest tire manufacturer in the world.

And finally…

Sex is beneficial for your health as it is for your pleasure. Doing the deed gives people higher levels of the substance that defends your body from viruses and germs. Quiet apt for a lockdown, don’t you think 🤔

Did these facts get you thinking? In all the right ways I hope lol

Have a good day and take care of you and yours

Sue x

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