Here’s some more things I have picked up as I have got older
Babe Station is not on the Central Line
Strap on ,Dildo & Lubrication are not a firm of Solicitors
Bon dage did not sing Livin on a prayer
You cannot tune a Radio into FFM of MMF
Bicurious was not the bloke whose wings melted when he flew too close to the sun.
Crossdressing does not only apply when you fall over after putting both legs in the same hole of your knickers.
Cunnilingus Fallacio & Brazilian are not International Football Players.
Sack Back & Crack are not Cartoon characters on Cbeebies
You cannot get free Canestan from a chemist if your name is Myfanwy Hitches.
Bit more importantly
Love many ,trust few, always paddle your own canoe.