Funny’s

Funny’s

Funny’s

Funny’s

Here are a few Funny’s sent into me last week, let’s hope you find them amusing…

Funny's, Funny’s, Full Body Massage Service
Funny's, Funny’s, Full Body Massage Service
Funny's, Funny’s, Full Body Massage Service

Here’s some more things I have picked up as I have got older

Babe Station is not on the Central Line
Strap on ,Dildo & Lubrication are not a firm of Solicitors
Bon dage  did not sing Livin on a prayer
You cannot tune a Radio  into FFM of MMF
Bicurious  was not the bloke whose wings melted when he flew too close to the sun.
Crossdressing does not only apply when you fall over after putting both legs in the same hole of your knickers.
Cunnilingus  Fallacio & Brazilian are not International Football Players.
Sack Back & Crack are not Cartoon characters on Cbeebies
You cannot get free Canestan from a chemist if your name is Myfanwy Hitches.
Bit more importantly
Love many ,trust few, always paddle your own canoe.
JX
Funny's, Funny’s, Full Body Massage Service

Don’t forget to book in advance for next Wednesday Third Wednesday of the month

I hope you all have a great day and enjoy the sun while it lasts.

Funny's, Funny’s, Full Body Massage Service

Take care of you and yours,

Sue x

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