Impress the one your with,

                          or not in this case… ha ha ha

True story

One of my clients had been seeing me on a very regular basis and over the weeks that followed he had become a little more than just a client, we had become friends. He was funny and I really enjoyed his company.

We mutually decided to have an evening together, no strings even though there was a spark between us.

It’s normal for a women to go the extra mile when she’s going to entertain company, go out or go on a date, just in case the evening takes on a different direction. With a open mind, you can never be sure what the evening might bring…

I had been working during the day and time was of the essence. I spent time showing, shaving my legs and bits, pampering myself with body lotion and a little makeup and by the grace of god, I just managed to get dressed in time as Scott knocked at the door.

Scott arrived smelling fantastic, dressed in jeans and shirt with a bottle of red wine in one hand and a guitar in the other as I recall. My stereo was already on and pumping out the good old sounds of Motown (I was brought up on Soul & Motown) and there’s nothing like a bit of Aretha to get you in the party mood.

Our glasses charged with red wine as we began chatting, laughing and generally having a good time. Scott was always good company with a wealth of knowledge and fairly opinionated, I like a man to have his own mind and direction, it can lead to all sorts of exciting moments lol 

I eventually asked him to give me a tune on his guitar, he was very good and vocally could hold a tune for sure. We both sung along together while he played his guitar, he even graced me with some folk songs with unruly lyrics I had never heard before. We were both having a great time, I realised that I hadn’t eaten all day and suggested I go and make us some nibbles, I had some dried meats and cheeses in the fridge.

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Hurriedly I returned with an array of nibbles and more red wine which didn’t seem to touch the sides even though I’m a light weight with alcohol and I was surprised to see that I was now on my 2^nd glass of wine.  I remember it being smooth, a little fruity and not acidic so very enjoyable to drink.

The music was loud and the sounds were great, we were both having a ball with the odd kiss here and there and a little bit of wondering hands by the both of us, his hands down my panties and my hand securely wrapped around his cock.  Just purely unadulterated fun really and we were both single so there was no harm done!

We were singing our hearts out and dancing to every track and I just through in the conversation, are you staying here tonight? With his witty persona, he promptly replied “I’m not driving home” lol

Feeling happy and nervous I reached for more wine, now through 2 bottles, I went to grab another and noticed I was a little light on my feet. My feet did not want to go where my body was taking me but I managed with grace to fetch another bottle as Scott’s glass was empty.

I realised that the wine had taken hold before the nibbles had chance to soak up the wine lol, so, I thought It was in my best interest to keep standing. The idea was to try and keep the alcohol at bay so I kept moving and singing. I opened the patio doors to get some fresh air and in hindsight, This was to become my downfall. 

The thing is, through all my dancing outside, I managed to loose my footing (too much wine), now I would like to say,  it was because I was wearing heels but that’s not the case, I was bare foot and fell over onto my BBQ. Not a good look at all and this is on 3 glasses of wine and highly embarrassing.

Scott was laughing at my demise as he helped me up, I didn’t feel a thing but I’m now dying of embarrassment and fairly merry to say the least.

The fresh air with the wine on an empty stomach was a really bad idea, the sad thing is, at my age, I should have known better lol 

Scott is still drinking and he probably had 3 to my every one, the music is still playing and we are both on our feet dancing, well if you could call my moves at the time dancing.

All of a sudden, that hot feeling, swept rapidly over me, the room seemed to take on a different dimension and my mouth started to water, yes you know what’s coming don’t you? Omg, I ran as fast as I could and as humanly possible in my condition to the closest utility area, in this case, it was the kitchen sink. This was the quickest and easiest root for what was about to happen. I couldn’t stop it, the wine I had just drunk decided it had to re-appear and violently, it just kept coming… omg, I was so embarrassed, certainly not my finest hour and Scott laughed at me while he was holding my hair back.

Of course, I was no good for anything after that and I just had to go to bed.

It was the furthest thing from my mind when I was getting ready earlier of what might happen that night.

Poor Scott clambered over me to get into bed to lay beside me but that’s all she wrote and I was away with the fairies.

Needless to say, that in the morning Scott teased me about the reappearance of the wine and if the ground could have opened up and swollen me whole it would have been a blessing because of my humiliation and it was all my own fault…lol

“I really got to impress the one I was with, didn’t I”?

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Just to add, no relationship was formed that night but we still remained friends… I just wasn’t his type! Lol 🤮

That was the last time I was merry and hopefully this situation will never happen again, oh god I hope not… 

Just remember my story if you are venturing out on a date and especially if it’s a first date, the key is to IMPRESS the one you are with.

Thank you for reading this post and as always, take care of you and yours.

Sue x

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