Naughty Santa
Funny Short Story
Naughty Santa – Funny Short Story
Naughty Santa – Funny Short Story
It was the night before Christmas and Sue had been slogging herself silly all day. She’s a perfectionist and does everything to the best of her ability, anything less, just isn’t good enough.
It was time to grab herself a glass of wine, a large glass would hit the spot. She told herself she had earned it and needed to take 5 before she started again, Sue plodded through to the lounge to Relax on her sofa.
She admired her Christmas tree, it looked beautiful she thought, whilst giving herself a pat on the back for a job well done. The twinkling warm lights reflected against the strategically placed red and gold baubles were mesmerising.
The more she sipped her wine the more magical everything seemed, after-all, it was the night before Christmas when magic is abundant.
She glanced over at the window, the twinkling lights reflection seemed to be dancing and as see looked a little harder, she noticed snow was falling. Thinking, how perfect it all seemed, this is how Christmas should be.
Feeling warm and cosy, and with the help of her rather large glass of wine, Sue’s mind started to drift off to times before and times to come.
It wasn’t long before she was thinking about Santa and how naughty he could be.
Wearing a sheer red short nightie with white fir trim and matching panties and with ribbons tied in bows on each side. Sue had fetched a plate of cookies and milk to place beside the Christmas tree for Santa.
Bent over and arranging the cookies and milk on the small table beside the tree, she felt a tickle on her inner thigh and as she peered down to see what it was, she noticed her panties had fallen to the floor.
Sue had been so preoccupied with the cookies she had been oblivious to anything unusual. Bending down to grab her panties she quickly glanced over her shoulder. There stood bare Santa, well almost bare, he was only wearing his hat and boots. A short intake of breath and a smile on her face, her eyes suddenly met with a red ribbon tied around Santas cock with a tag saying “Merry Christmas with luv from Santa”.
“Oh Santa how naughty you are, is that all for me?”, Sue said. “Come and unwrap your gift, you’ve been such a good girl all year”. “I have Santa, I really have” Sue said whilst hurriedly removing the red ribbon and gift tag from Santas cock”.
“Come and sit on my lap Sue and tell me all your wishes for Christmas”, Sue didn’t need to be asked twice, she was so pleased to see Santa. Putting her arm around Santas shoulder, she sat across his lap and proceeded to tell Santa all her wishes.
Sue started reeling off her wishes and with every wish, Santa seemed to grow until she could feel Santas throbbing cock entering her snug Christmas glory.
“If you are really good Sue, I will let you bounce up and down on my lap!” Sue nodded with a glee.
Santas cock had grown so much she was filled with Christmas Cheer. Sue slid her legs round and with excitement and started to bounce up and down “oh Santa I can hear your balls jingle to the rhythm”, “you sure can hear them, they will even play Jingle Bells if you bounce the tune”.
Santa cupped Sues boobs as she Merely bounce out Jingle Bells, bouncing up and down on Santa hard cock. The harder she bounced the louder jingle bells became and before long the sound filled the house.
“Sue, do you feel the magic?”, “Yes Santa, but Rudolf is peering in the window at us”. “His fat red nose is stuck to the window”. “Take no notice Sue, he learning, he only gets to come once a year!” “It will only take him a second if his nose hasn’t fused against the window”.
How’s the magic Santa, have my wishes been good enough? Sue your wishes have clasped me well and proper they have been warm moist and snug and my jingle balls have enjoyed your bouncing rhythm.
Sue, it’s time for the magic of Christmas to explode are you ready? Yes Santa, ok lets spread the magic and unload the Christmas sack! Yes Santa Yes Santa I can feel the release of Christmas…
Ring Ring, Ring Ring, Sue opened her eyes, fumbling around for her phone, Hello, It’s Kris I just wanted to wish you a Merry Christmas.
Sue had lost a couple of hours but what a great couple of hours they were but it felt so real. Sue looked round for the plate of cookies and milk she had prepared early, just to reaffirm she was only dreaming, but there were only crumbs left… Smiling as she said aloud “Oh Santa, You are Naughty”.
Then Sue heard in the distance the echo of Santa…
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I hope you enjoyed my funny Christmas Story, it’s always just for fun!
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Have a great day people and as always,
Take care of you and your,
Sue x
Merry Christmas to you all
