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Questions

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Good morning,

I hope you are all ok and not feeling too bored this morning. So far I have found it fairly cold today, my fingers are so cold that they don’t want to work… I guess on with a jumper as I have to venture out and tack my pooch to the vets this morning, no doubt I will receive the cold treatment afterwards. Bless her, she hates the vet and always shakes like a bowl of jelly every time I take her.

Here are a few things you may question from time to time, just a little something to kickstart those cogs of yours this morning…

Questions, Questions, Full Body Massage Service

Author: BSGStudio

Questions

  • Do twins ever realise that at least one of them is unplanned?
  • Every time you clean something you make something else dirty.
  • The word “swim” upside down is still “swims”.
  • 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.
  • Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and it takes 75-100 years to fully work.
  • If people evolve from monkeys, why are monkeys still around? and If man evolved from apes, are apes actually men waiting to evolve?
  • Who knew what time it was when the first clock was made?
  • At a movie theatre, which arm rest is your?
  • There is no ham in hamburger.
  • Why the name guinea pig its neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
  • Boxing rings are square not rings
  • Why is Quicksand called quicksand when it works slowly.
  • You fill in a form by filling it out
  • Wind up: To end, or to start up
  • Transparent: Invisible, or obvious.
  • Do fish get thirsty?
  • Why is it called a building, when it’s already built?
  • Have you ever wonder what name your dog has given you?
  • If a vampire bites a zombie, does the zombie become a vampire or the vampire become a zombie?
  • We can’t win, a fine is a tax for doing bad and a tax is a fine for doing good
  • Why doesn’t glue stick to its own bottle?
  • Why hasn’t a psychic won the lottery?
  • Why do people say an alarm goes off, when actually it’s coming on?

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Questions, Questions, Full Body Massage Service

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