English language

English language

English language

English Language


Good morning,

I hope this post finds you all well and safe and, you are all looking forward to phase 2 of our lockdown… Umm, I wonder whats in store for us now? All will be revealed on Sunday, we’re led to believe…

This was sent to me a few days ago and I thought it was definitely worth sharing. Thanks Steve for the submission. x

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Learning the English Language can be confusing


  • Ever wondered why the word funeral starts with FUN?
  • Which letter is silent in the word “Scent,” the S or the C?
  • Why isn’t  a fireman called a Water-man?
  • Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn’t it be called double V?
  • If money doesn’t grow on trees, how come Banks have branches?
  • If a vegetarian eats vegetables , what does a Humanitarian eat?
  • How do you get off a non-stop flight?
  • Why are goods sent by ship called CARGO and those sent by truck called SHIPMENTS?
  • How come lipstick doesn’t do what it says?
  • Why do we put cups in the dishwasher and the dishes in the Cupboard?
  • Why do doctors “practice” medicine? are they having practice at the cost of the patients?
  • Why is it called “Rush Hour” when traffic moves at its slowest then?
  • How come Noses run and Feet smell?
  • Why do they call it a TV “set” when there is only one?
  • What are you vacating when you go on vacation?
  • If poison passes its expiration date, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?
  • Why is there a “D” in fridge, but not in refrigerator

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Haha, have they got your brain ticking or have they give you more questions?

Have a great day and take care of you and yours,

Sue x

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