Sue’s Night as a Dancer
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Sue’s Night as a Dancer
More sensuality, comedy, cheek, chaos, and one very unexpected encounter
💋 Reader Introduction:
Some fantasies involve candlelight and soft jazz. Mine? Apparently involved a chrome pole, a tequila-fueled dare, and the kind of public performance that would make my old gym teacher retire in shame. Sue’s Night as a Dancer was supposed to be a laugh. But what happened next? Well, let’s just say the pole wasn’t the only thing I ended up wrapped around…
Sue’s Night as a Dancer
The night Sue’s Night as a Dancer was born began innocently enough—with three tequila shots and a very low-cut dress.
Lacey and I were celebrating… something. Did we need a reason? Of course not. We were at Velvet Rush, the sort of bar where the waiters wear eyeliner and the cocktails have names like “Forbidden Entry.” My heels were too high, my hair too wild, and my knickers were already making a bid for freedom.
That’s when she stepped onto the stage.
The dancer. A vision of sin and silicone, wrapped in glitter and undulating to a beat that made my knees feel like jelly. She grabbed the pole like it owed her money and spun with a grace that made my bra unhook in sympathy. Lacey leaned in.
“She’s incredible.”
“She’s inspiring,” I said, swirling my drink and already plotting.
Five minutes later, the host—a fabulously flamboyant man dressed in gold leather—grabbed the mic.
“LADIES AND GENTS, it’s time for our Amateur Midnight Spotlight! We need one brave soul for this one pole. get your ass up here and get yourself a free bottle of prosecco.”
I didn’t hesitate.
“Sue, NO!” Lacey shrieked.
But I was already on my feet, hand in the air, waving like I was bidding for an orgasm.
Next thing I knew, I was backstage in someone else’s thong.
Apparently, you can’t pole dance in granny knickers. The dressing room smelled of sweat mixed with perfume, and other women’s decisions. A dancer named Lexi lent me a black lace thong (with a wink), another gave me devil horn pasties (nipple covers), and someone else handed me heels that looked like weapons.
I looked like a Vegas demon with a fear of falling over.
“Ready?” the stagehand asked.
No. I was not ready at all. But I said, “Absolutely.”
Spotlight, Sweat, and Sue
The music thumped hard. My heart thundered in my chest. I stepped out into the lights ad I was instantly blinded. Somewhere in the audience, Lacey screamed, “YOU’VE LOST YOUR MIND!”
Correct.
I grabbed the pole with the confidence of a woman who once pulled a muscle sneezing. I did a half-spin—surprisingly smooth—and followed it up with what I thought was a sultry body roll.
Judging by the front row’s reaction, it was closer to a sexy seizure.
But they loved it.
Encouraged, I bent forward, flicked my hair, and dropped to a squat that would’ve made my Pilates instructor weep, I almost did. I slid up the pole with effort that would make a mountain climber proud and attempted a spin move I’d once seen on YouTube.
Halfway around, my heel got caught. My leg flailed. My thong did not stay in place.
I was now pole-dancing with one butt cheek out and a pasty hanging on by a molecule.
But you know what?
The crowd roared. Drinks sloshed. Tips flew. Someone shouted, “MARRY ME.”
I was dripping in sweat and self-adoration.
Until the song changed.
A slow, sultry jazz number replaced the pop beat. I adapted—badly—transitioning into what can only be described as interpretive writhing. I crawled toward the pole with my best bedroom eyes and accidentally kneed myself in the boob.
Graceful? hell No.
Sensual? Surprisingly, yes.
Backstage Surprise
I finished with a dramatic split (technically a collapse) and a slap to my own bum. I took a quick bow and scuttled off-stage before my pasties staged a walkout.
Backstage, the other dancers were clapping. I beamed.
“You’ve got guts,” Lexi said. “And seriously flexible glutes.”
I was so hot and thirsty, I downed half the prosecco and went to find the nearest bathroom. My legs were shaking, my thong was ruined, and I felt amazing.
The hallway to the toilets was dimly lit and oddly quiet. And that’s when I ran into him.
Tall, smirking and wearing a tailored suit that said money but mischief. His tie was loose, his eyes unreadable, and he looked like he’d just seen something he wasn’t supposed to enjoy as much as he clearly did.
“You were… something else out there.”
“I was definitely something,” I panted.
“You planning to use that pole again tonight?”
“Only if I get stuck in the toilet and need rescuing.”
He laughed. It was deep. Certainly wicked and very dangerous.
“I’m Alex,” he said. “Owner of the club.”
My knees did a little encore wobble.
He leaned in, close enough for his cologne to tease my already tingling skin. “Can I show you a private room? You’ve earned a drink. And maybe… a little something extra.”
Champagne & Sin
Curious, alway curious, I accepted the invite. The “private room” was velvet, dimly lit, and smelled like secrets. He poured me a drink with one hand and rested the other lightly on my thigh. I should’ve said no. I really should’ve.
But his fingers were slow. Skilled. And his voice? Pure honey laced with filth.
“You know,” he whispered, brushing my bare shoulder, “you move like someone who’s never been properly danced with.”
That was it.
I kissed him.
It started like a dare. Turned into a devouring. His hands slid under my lace, my leg wrapped around him, and my body forgot I’d just spent twenty minutes flailing on a pole.
We didn’t undress—we peeled. His jacket dropped. My thong slid. The pasties? Gone. My back hit velvet and his mouth followed. He tasted like champagne and power, and he took his time.
Somewhere in the madness, I laughed.
“What’s funny?” he growled between kisses.
“I came here for free prosecco. Now I’m getting railed in a velvet room by the man who owns the bar.”
“You call this railing?” he smirked. “We’re just warming up.”
Morning After… Sort Of
I left the next morning barefoot, braless, and with glitter in places I didn’t know glitter could reach. Lacey was waiting with coffee and a judgmental stare.
“Do I even want to know?”
“I pole danced. I spun. I fell. I conquered.”
“You shagged the owner, didn’t you?”
“Thoroughly.”
She sighed and we laughed. “Well, at least you got your free prosecco.”
Final Note from Sue
Darling, if life hands you a pole and a room full of strangers—dance. If you fall, make it sexy. If your pasties fly off, own it. And if a hot club owner offers you champagne and sin?
For heaven’s sake—say yes.
Until next time, Stay naughty. Stay bendy. Stay fabulous.
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