Telephone Questions
Telephone Questions
Hello everyone on this miserable cold wet morning.
Umm Telephone Questions, I bet you’re asking yourselves,”what is she on about now.”
Okay, let me explain…
Over the years I have been asked numerous questions, some funny, some shocking and some agreeable so, I thought it would be fun to share my Telephone Questions with you.
My telephone rings and I’m undoubtably always out of reach, in the shower, up stairs you name it, but rarely is it in my hand and then when I answer, I have been asked-
- Do you have any wellingtons Boots you can wear
- Will I wear a strap on
- Will you change my nappy
- Can I F**k you
- Will you sit on my face
- Will you fart in my mouth
- Can you burn me
- Will you fist my bum
- Will you suck my dick
- Can I spend the night with you as your boyfriend
- Will you kick my balls
- Can you wear stilettos and stab my ball with the heels
- Will you take off your panties and put them on my head while you massage me
- Will you stick a banana up my bum
- Would you walk on my back with your heels on
- Can I arrive in ladies clothes
- Will you wee in my mouth
- Will you defecate on my chest
- Can I bring another man to the session
- Will I be able to touch you
- Do you allow kissing
Maybe I should wear my wellies for work
Photo by sydney Rae on Unsplash
Maybe this would work better?
or, there’s this look hehe
The list is endless – Cheeky chaps… lol
As I’ve said many times, I don’t judge people. It would be a very boring world if we were all made the same.
It’s the same as someone likes to be touched gently and another likes to feel finger nails- we are all different.
Now don’t get any ideas people…lol
It’s been one of those weeks and this is just for fun.
Have a food weekend & thanks for stopping by
Sue x
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